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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 08:44 Hangover or no, I could murder some Eggs Benny right now. #
• 11:07 It seems oddly appropriate that Billy Mays died on the first anniversary of Tonkman’s death. RIP, you two. #
• 11:29 Outside Jamjuree, waiting for them to open, so I can have some hangover Thai. Enjoying a clear, cool morning. Thank heaven for sunglasses. #
• 12:22 Holy motherf**king shit US leads Brazil 2 - 0 at the half? #
• 12:34 My favorite quote about the US v Brazil Confed final so far: "Wow. Tim Howard is playing like he does on my Xbox." #
• 14:19 I’d always loved that The Decemberists’ music tells captivating stories, yet I’d never noticed that "We Both Go Down Together" is so tragic. #
• 16:22 Sign the world hates you: running into your ex at the store, while wretchedly hungover, and wearing clothes that would embarrass a hobo. #
• 21:01 It’s frustrating when someone doesn’t honor a simple request. But it is far, far more frustrating when you don’t really want them to at all. #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 10:19 I’ll be starting my "party" (read: prolonged drinking) at 2pm today, at the Canterbury (all-ages welcome). Details here: tr.im/nccP #
• 13:41 Dear partygoers: I am running a little late. I’ll probably be there closer to 3pm than 2pm. Call or text if you’re going to be earlier. #
• 14:17 Totally appropriate e-card for both the day and the event. bit.ly/4H8uW #
• 16:20 Pleasantly buzzed, with one expected and one unexpected guest. Loving the day so far. @ Centerbury Ale and Eats loopt.us/T9orTQ.t #
• 19:23 About to enjoy some scratch drinks and savory pies. Happy birthday (observed), me! @ Pies & Pints loopt.us/mwnpMg.t #
• 20:08 I’m suppering at a so-so pub, and "Wild Horses" is playing . I remember this happening a little while back, but I guess you probably don’t . #
• 20:46 It’s so cute. It’s my birthday gathering, but @Mr_Richard is inside, doting over @cwunch & @SevenDeluxe. Has been since we arrived. Groupie. #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 06:03 Whoa. This has been a banner week for strange dreams. At least I can see where last night’s came from. Still… #
• 07:04 RT @rdwyer: @naporeon You can see into the dreamworld?! WHAT SORT OF WIZARD ARE YOU BECOMING?!? [I believe the consensus is: a Spanish one.] #
• 09:26 Slow start to what is likely to be a great weekend. Trying to make a tough personal choice. @ The Office loopt.us/tyfj2g.t #
• 09:37 #FollowFriday Previous @naporeon Birthday Party Attendees Edition: @Mr_Richard @Llyw @DoctorMidas @SevenDeluxe @taernim @ashreeve @Makershot #
• 10:07 OK…I’m a sucker for folk that tells a historical tale. Also, I saw these guys at our county fair. ♫ blip.fm/~8xgrd #
• 15:31 Enjoying a moment in the sun, before returning to work. Life is so beautiful. @ Grace Fountain loopt.us/YpckFg.t #
• 19:44 My shoulder feels like I tried to tackle a moose. A moose riding a flaming elephant. Surely I wasn’t _that_ drunk last night… #
• 23:55 Hrmmm. Perhaps I spoke too soon. Sorry. Oh well…ready for a well-earned night’s sleep. @ The Grotto loopt.us/gKazQA.t #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 07:43 I’m feeling great today. Happy. Satisfied. Also (sorry to mention the gym, @cwunch), I feel like I could bench a VW Bug. Or tackle a bear. #
• 07:51 My favorite drunktext from last night: "That doesn’t involve as much nudity or Michelle Trachtenberg, so I’m counting that as a win for me." #
• 09:02 "TELL YOUR PUPPY TO SHARE THE ROAD, CAPITALIST!" tr.im/pJI0 #
• 10:52 I am working my ass off, but for some reason, the day is still draaaaaaaagging asssssssssssssssss. #
• 10:54 RT @ISStation: DId you see what I did? Well, not "did… but I saw it. bit.ly/TL1on [HO. LY. CRAP.] #
• 15:51 How gay is it that my first thought on hearing of Michael Jackson’s death was, "I wonder how poor, poor @jtimberlake is taking this?" #
• 15:56 But in all seriousness, Michael Jackson was — at one point — one of the greatest pop artists of all time. Thrillier is still amazing. RIP. #
• 19:29 "Lisa, it’s your birthday! / Happy birthday Lisa!" tr.im/pO45 #
• 21:48 Sitting on Rick’s couch. Drunk on free booze. Playing TMNT Arcade. God is in His heaven, and all is right with the world. #
• 23:07 Walking home from Rick’s, full, happy, and pleasantly buzzed. First song to play on shuffle? "The Funeral". Life is smiling on me, folks. #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 06:02 Woah. Weeeeeeird dreams. Not "can’t sleep, clowns will eat me" weird, but…weird. #
• 07:30 Goddamn…I smell _delightful_ this morning. #
• 08:06 RT @smarthero: Man, you know, I never thought I need them, until I saw this tr.im/pAYA [Haha...magical.] #
• 09:41 We’re nearing the 4th of July. You know what that means… tr.im/pBK5 #
• 09:49 Under no circumstances should you forget the awesome, awesome party this weekend. Remember to hydrate. tr.im/nccP #
• 11:32 luddites hate twitter / missing its loveliest use: / haiku conveyance (#haiku #poem) #
• 12:22 Lunching leisurely in University District loopt.us/vyM_PA.t #
• 12:55 Ayup…_still_ smelling delightful. #
• 14:01 I don’t care what @cwunch says, this is a lovely, chill cover. "We had a promise made…" ♫ blip.fm/~8tg4j #
• 14:23 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Even if you don’t care for sports, this kid’s accomplishment is SOMEWHAT IMPRESSIVE. tr.im/pDSf #
• 15:17 Gooooooooooooooooooooal! US men’s side beats the top-ranked team, advances to final! tr.im/pEdC #
• 16:46 I’ve been struck by desire to throw together a mix CD or two. Not sure about theme yet. Let me know if you want a copy. #
• 17:47 "Smithers, get this Bedlamite to an alienist!" #
• 19:21 "Goddamnit, Swearengen, I don’t trust you as far as I can throw ya, but I enjoy the way you lie!" #
• 21:30 For some reason, I’m just feeling this one tonight. They call me crazy… ♫ blip.fm/~8u8ae #
• 23:34 I’m just a bit sleepless, lying here, watching MST3K’s "Master Ninja I", and thinking about how it’s like I’ve fallen into a time machine. #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 07:43 "You come from parents wanton / A childhood rough and rotten / I come from wealth and beauty / Untouched by work or duty." #
• 07:55 You know, @dysleeper, I really hope you’re thinking of the Pulp version, and not the Shatner. #
• 08:09 There’s nothing better — nothing — than "Sæglópur" coming up on your playlist, on a crisp, clear morning, beneath an unblemished blue sky. #
• 08:49 If I had to pick a song to represent the last year of my life, it would be this. "A lost seafarer / Alive / Has… ♫ blip.fm/~8qng2 #
• 10:58 140 characters isn’t nearly enough to capture the news or my reaction to it, but Mom’s results are in, and she is apparently going to be OK. #
• 11:00 She has a number of small, non-cancerous growths that — while atypical in patients like her — are nothing to worry over. More tests soon. #
• 11:04 Thanks for the support, guys. I’m kind of overwhelmed right now. Happy. Having a sick Mom is hard. Having a sick, _estranged_ Mom is murder. #
• 11:33 I’m trying to imagine how this day could get any better or more intense. Can’t. Thanks to all the great folks in my life. I’m lucky for you. #
• 11:46 Heading home to grab my bike. Enjoying a sunny day guilty pleasure on the way. in University District loopt.us/4hPJqA.t #
• 12:02 This playlist is so perfect I could kiss it. _After_ buying it a nice seafood dinner. (@TheUsagi: It just played that ten minutes ago!) #
• 19:14 I was already having a great day. Then, Robyn ran off while I was Skyping with her. When she ran back, she’d written this: tr.im/pxbD #
• 22:16 I’m getting ready to go read for an hour or two. Given its entire stretch, I think I’d give today three red foil stars. Perhaps four. #
• 22:19 Also, I think it’s time that I revamped www.naporeon.net. Perhaps a total reboot, on a subdomain? I am going to scrap tweets, anyhow. #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 10:49 I don’t want to talk about it just now, but I just spoke with my estranged Mom, and she sounds good. Results delayed until tomorrow, though. #
• 10:51 On point of fact, Stego plates were most likely not armor…involvement with thermoregulation is more likely. (#themoreyouknow) #
• 10:54 Sweet. I just reported a bug with #twidroid, and already got a response. They can confirm the bug, and it will be fixed in the next release! #
• 13:02 Nearing Tweet 1900. After that…T2K by rocketship. Goodness, I do this far too much. #
• 16:56 You were meant to entertain me at work, you wretched harpy!!! Where was my email!?! #
• 19:27 twitpic.com/85nqh - Saw this on my way home from the gym. Sweet-ass original Mini, in cherry condition. #
• 23:48 Less than two weeks into my new health kick, and I can already see a difference in my face and arms. God, I sound like a f**king spammer. #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 10:44 It’s been a great weekend so far. Played Rock Band and sang "Hungry Like the Wolf"…thought of Joe. Played some poker. Saw some friends. #
• 11:12 I was a bit sad this morning, when I noticed my "major award" finally fell off my wallet. But all things considered, probably for the best. #
• 11:20 RT @bongi: I’ve come to see ABBA as the socially unacceptable Queen. #
• 16:35 RT @cwunch: poster design for ionesco’s upcoming show at the comet. tinyurl.com/leoepo [Anyone who doesn't go to this is a DICKFACE!] #
• 19:57 Had a pretty enjoyable date today. Made a second. Can’t believe the weekend is over already. Damn. #
• 20:36 On closer inspection, I’m roughly 90% certain that the background on my phone is just a photo of someone’s bedroom wall or something. #
• 20:43 "And maybe ours is the cause of all mankind: get love, make more, try to stay alive." (#lyrics #rilo) #
• 23:58 It’s a pretty late night for Mother Garling’s son, folks, but it’s been exceedingly good. So no complaints there. #
• 00:10 Listening to spooky stories as I relax in the dark. A great end to a great weekend. @ The Grotto loopt.us/H3Fjng.t #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 08:07 When Eric was in Egypt’s laaaaaand … Let my Eric goooooooo. #
• 10:04 "I spent all day trying to convince these girls I wasn’t a douchebag, and they left smelling like vinegar and water." (#royalpains) #
• 20:56 Watching "Bloodsport" while waiting for the second round of @taernim’s poker tournament to start. It’s a helluva day at sea, sir. #
• 21:09 Just knocked @taernim out of his own tournament on the second hand of the round. Chalk another one up for the straights. #

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Breakdowns of my day, each in 140 characters or less, as posted on my Twitter page:

• 08:36 Is it weird that I feel so good today? Could’ve done without the smell of the rain this morning, but things are otherwise lovely. #
• 09:38 Wow. I just got spam-followed by someone who looks like a drag queen doing a catastrophically unsuccessful impression of Scarlett Johansson. #
• 09:39 #FollowFriday, "Tweet More, Bitch!" edition: @cwunch @Llyw @Thanatos777 @bongi @smallred @Makershot @henryevil #
• 09:46 #FollowFriday, "You Tweet My Back, I’ll Tweet Yours" edition: @Mr_Richard @deconstructor @rdwyer #
• 11:06 "I’m your moon / You’re my moon / We go round and round / From out here, it’s the rest of the world that looks so small" (#JoCo #lyrics) #
• 11:44 Caught the shuttle a bit distracted, and ended up at the UWMC. Whoops! #
• 12:39 Highlight of yesterday afternoon: Bean yelling to me, "Hi, Uncle Eric! Welcome to Baby Hoooooouse!" #
• 13:10 "You should never have a chair that spins. It’s so sinister when you spin." (@cwunch, to me…still laughing hard enough to retweet myself.) #
• 13:27 Feeling recklessly, foolishly bored. The kind of bored that makes stupid decisions. Uggh. @ The Office loopt.us/iCNifw.t #
• 16:45 I’m on the 49 with a man I used to see before, when I was waiting for the 8. He sees me, but he does not smile. Makes me a little sad again. #
• 17:06 Just saw an embarrassingly beautiful woman picking her nose. We made eye contact. When I looked back, the offending finger was in her mouth. #
• 18:31 A round of applause, folks…THIS is why we call him "Captain Math": tr.im/p7Ix #
• 23:30 If you claim Canadian heritage, grow up on the border, and work jobs where the radio plays 24/7, don’t also try to claim ignorance of Rush. #

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